Maybe Keith isn't as big of a Christian as he says...

Before you read this joke I wanna tell you that this joke isn't mine, it was posted by: Eldest on www.legacygamers.net

Enjoy this IRC joke:


Maybe Keith isn't as big of a Christian as he says... [By: Eldest]

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

<~LGKeiz> Im gonna have secks in.. 13 days
<Gogeta> He owns
<Bob12311> =0
<Hyourinmaru> When you are lazy are you busy with Jesus then?
<~LGKeiz> with my girlfriend, lawl
* ~LGKeiz dances
<Bob12311> Good luck
<+LG-Sasuke> Getting married?
<Bob12311> No
<Bob12311> He's 18
<Hyourinmaru> Keith, Thats quick
<~LGKeiz> Im renting a room overnight. ;D
<~LGKeiz> and she+me is staying
<~LGKeiz> lawl
<+LG-Sasuke> o.o
xD
<&Eldest`School> Pre-marital sex? Shame on you, christian boy
<Hyourinmaru> You know her for a few weeks and then fuck her already
<Bob12311> Hyou
<~LGKeiz> ...stfu eldest
<~LGKeiz> ;_;


Then a bit later after this was posted...


<&Project> <~LGKeiz> Im gonna have secks in.. 13 days <---- you know how accurate his estimations are
<&Project> <~LGKeiz> Im gonna have secks in.. 13 days <---- you know how accurate his estimations are
<&ChemicalZ> owned!\
<&ChemicalZ> owned!\
<@MemoryLock> LOOOOOOOOL
<@Miasma> LAWL
<@MemoryLock> LMFAO
<@MemoryLock> ROFLROFL
<@Miasma> oh theres the orphan lover
<&Project> LOOOOOOOOOL
<&ChemicalZ> omg, fuxxing owned!
<@MemoryLock> LMFAO
<@MemoryLock> good1
<@MemoryLock> LOLOLOLOL
* &ChemicalZ high-fives project
<NOOB_SpReE> ROFLMFAO @ PROJECT
<GunnerKnight> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lol keith got owned by ProjectX!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
If you didn't get this joke than your a FROOB... lolz jk

The original thread: Maybe Keith isn't as big of a Christian as he says...

ROFLMAO he got owned...
Thats a good one...

yea, lol I laughed so hard when I saw that!

HAHA but he never estimates the correct time, i wonder if he bull shits just to make everybody anxious?

Well... Keith said he was just joking... hmmm but I dont think so...
the thing is that if your christian (like Keith) your not soposed to have sex before marriage... zzzzzzz

Cha, fornication is bad, so uhh, did u see that video of keith lol XDD

lol yea, you mean numa numa ft LGKeiz, or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB96rrE80Mc

or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fngu8O8Uoj0&feature=related

^ that one is fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: this 1 is new! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGpIpzgltY&feature=related
its funny too, but it was made by someone who hates Keith in other words this was by som1 who makes fun of him lol

Edit: I just found out that all of theese videos were made by people that hate him lol

lol most of those are by noob people, if your going to make a song to him being fat they need to make it so that he matches the beat not just a retarded gif...

Why would I make a song of him being fat? lol
Idc if hes fat, whats so bad with being fat? ok hes fat who cares? lawl
anyways I play in his p server why would I make fun of him?

When i say you i mean the people who are making fun of him....
We all want to play his Pserver but hes a lazy ass bastard and doesn't keep up with his shit...

hehe lol yea, wait... your mad cuz he out of town? and cant get the server back online?
lol, but keiz also has a life... yea I'm mad too.....

Keiz doesn't have a life lol, LG is his life and if u would like me to explain tell me when to lol =P

Ok, explain then xD

Keiz eventually posted
"LG ISN'T MY LIFE SO I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF IT CRASHES IT'LL JUST DIE AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT DIES BECAUSE IT ISN'T MY LIFE"
Now I know he doesn't have a life because he keeps fixing the server.
He said he doesn't care if it crashes but the server has crashed and been hacked again and he's still fixing it.
The server cant die if he keeps fixing it.
There fore he has no life.
He may go out to church now and then, but
he has no life.
PS: I mean look at his house:king:

Hmm... yea your right, and btw he lives in a motel.

Really he does?

Uiahb wrote:Really he does?

lol u didn't know?

Nope haha...
Keith is a bad christian...

hah yea ^^
because he said he had premartial sex? lol

And because your not allowed to drink so much that you get drunk,
your allowed to drink wine, but not too much...

Oh, yea.. but alot of christians now do what their aren't soposed to =/

Bad ass christians....
tsk tsk tsk...

Lawl, Ok I think this thread should be locked nao

Go ahead lol