Jokes?

I heard these the other day:
Yo mama so ugly she cold crack a sink.
Yo mama so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her.

Lolz... those old "Yo mama" jokes..... hehe

lol I never heard them until the other day.

Uiahb wrote:lol I never heard them until the other day.

What!? You never heard of them?.... =\ those jokes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... old.....

yea but we dont say yo mama jokes at our school.
At least if you value your life...

Uiahb wrote:yea but we dont say yo mama jokes out our school.
At least if you value your life...

lolz....
We dont say that at our school either...
but alot of people say that on online games like GunZ rofl

o well i never heard it on gunz either =P

I don't believe you! lier! lol ^^

†GunnerKnight† wrote:I don't deleave you! lier! lol ^^

WTF does "deleave" mean?

???
lol edited ^_^ (typo)

ROFLMAO ITS STILL WRONG BELEAVE? WTF IS THAT
ITS BELIEVE! FROOBS THESE DAYS =P

Uiahb wrote:ROFLMAO ITS STILL WRONG BELEAVE? WTF IS THAT
ITS BELIEVE! FROOBS THESE DAYS =P

>=( Meanie! just cuz I made a stupid lil typo... you calling me a fruity noob? lol xD

lol when i say "froob" it means im just playin with u lol, im not serious,same with noob, unless i say it in caps like this "NOOB!" lolz...

Umm... lol? lol hehehehe thats all the smilies I like.

I think its time to close this topic for spam...
what do you think?

jajajajaja already ahead of joo

Anybody got any good jokes?

Uiahb wrote:Anybody got any good jokes?

Yea I got some good 1:
(NOT MINE)

A man comes to the doctor and says:
Hey doc I don't feel so good

Doctor takes an Xrey and says:
You know... when I was a little boy, my dad used to say a picture is worth a thousand words

*Silence for a momment*

Doctor says:
But this one just means... your screwed...

Lol get it?

Yea I do lol...
BTW u locked the wrong thread...
JEEZE!!! WATCH WHERE UR LOCKING!
rofl i forgot...